Nobody cares what you ate for breakfast. If this qualifys as something you think of as interesting to anyone, even yourself, than you are a boring person. However, if you have embraced the fact that you have nothing to offer the world because you are stupid, boring, untalented, and/or useless, here are some other things you might want to enlighten everyone about:
The current temperature.
Are you are waiting for the bus?
Where you bought your coffee.
A Charlie Sheen meme.
Let everyone know you are still awake. Then explain that it is because you cant sleep.