Sunday, March 27, 2011

OMG Breakfast!

Dear Facebook,


Nobody cares what you ate for breakfast. If this qualifys as something you think of as interesting to anyone, even yourself, than you are a boring person. However, if you have embraced the fact that you have nothing to offer the world because you are stupid, boring, untalented, and/or useless, here are some other things you might want to enlighten everyone about:

  • The current temperature.
  • Are you are waiting for the bus?
  • Where you bought your coffee.
  • A Charlie Sheen meme.
  • Let everyone know you are still awake. Then explain that it is because you cant sleep.

32 comments:

  1. The constant Facebook updates about meaningless things makes me checking it less and less. Yeah it's cool to see who's having a new kid, or who's getting married, but does anyone really care that you're getting a new bed? Not one bit.

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  2. breakfast is interesting. BACON BREAKFAST

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  3. I just ate some Ritz crackers and juice. Stay tuned as this story develops.

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  4. I don't even visit Facebook anymore :/

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  5. i hate this guys spaming food pics around.

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  6. hmm eggs and bacon
    drools


    following

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  7. This is why I won't make a FB account! I DON'T care about what people do at every point in their daily life. Skype and mail ftw!

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  8. Agree 100%. I unfriend anyone who spams my news page with boring updates.

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  9. You made me want some breakfast at 7pm, damn you!
    Followed!

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  10. we share similar opinions on FB ahah

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  11. agree 100%. though i learned to just ignore these posts in my mind

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  12. haha good tips, "hey babe, what do you know bout charlie sheen"

    win!

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  13. OMFG YES!!! i just deleted over 100 people from my facebook because I was tired of reading their bullshit!

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  14. I believe your argument also extends to twitter in its entirety :P

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  15. OMFG I agree 100%! But....I want eggs and bacon now.

    And cheese.

    And bread.

    OH DEAR DOBBS!

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  16. I just had oatmeal in case you were wondering...

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  17. I must be an insomniac! I'm still on facebook and it's 11:30



    Worst status. ever.

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  18. You sir are the best human being alive

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  19. the worst is those attempting to be deep vague "oh i got problems" posts. These people have freat lives, they are just mad, cause their personality problems make people hate them. geez, either be specific, and tell everyone, or don't post

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  20. Oh god I lol'd. You basically nailed it there, well done! Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  21. lol tell us how u really feel

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  22. No posts in a long time!
    Come back, man.

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  23. Haha! Agreed! :-)
    Followed
    http://ttroton.blogspot.com/

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  24. Yeah you pretty much said what we were all thinking, well done ;) lmao

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    1. Yes, I just block the boring people that post that kindof junk.

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